Attention all netizens. This is the web version of America's Most Wanted meets the Twilight Zone. This is a tale of several characters, several personalities if you will, that inhabit the deep, dark corners of the web in all sorts of forums. If you run into these characters, proceed with caution and see the special instructions below.
Tommy Fat Fingers - Tommy Fatt phingers types reallyy fastle and doesnt know the grammer so much or the spelling and has BAD! attitood, dude. Word up. I have no clue why they don't be wanting me to being on that site. four real!

Sally Sweet Talker - Ohhh. Awwww. Did I tell you my sad, sad story yet? Are you new here? Can I tell you my sad, sad story? Sally Sweet talker likes to talk - to anyone, to everyone, to no one, to herself. She sweet talked her way into a ban from a lot of sites she didn't belong on - signing up to a hockey site to find people to write sad stories to. Poor Sally.

Two Face Terrance - The king of the backstab Private Message, Two Face Terrance will sing your praises publicly on the site, then email his whole buddylist to laugh and mock you. Then he'll switch it around and be nice to you in private and mean to you in public areas of the site. TF Terrance has managed to be banned from more than one website on the world wide web.

Freaky Phillip - Hey, baby, wanna chat? What's your sign? Freaky Phillip comes off as a slimy, leisure suit wearing student of the disco 70s. He turns any conversation, any topic, into something sexual, trying to pick up usernames left and right. Mr. Phillip has been banned from a lot of sites, but he trudges on, community to community, looking for love in all the wrong places.

Creepy Curtis - Creepy Curtis will not answer your question. Creepy Curtis refers to myself in the third person. Creepy Curtis knows all facts. Creepy Curtis is so annoying with being random and chaotic and a bit creepy that he's been banned over and over again, the emo groups even dislike him.

Terri Troublemaker - So, yeah, email me. I'll get back with my true friends. Terri Troublemaker takes the time to set-up multi-week marathon traps to try cause trouble on forums. She's been booted so many times her nickname is Das Boot, which is ironic because she's actually Irish.

Tattle Tale Tara - TripT Out. Hey Mod, you know what I was told... Tat Tale Tara tries to rat everyone out, even if they're innocent, even if they're not on the website very often.

If you see any of these characters on a forum or online community, run (don't walk!) to your nearest moderator and give them a link to this webpage to point out their sighting. It's your duty as a netizen to be on the lookout for these characters on any forum that you frequent.
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